Sunday, May 4, 2008

Chinese Custom Made Suit Debacle More Than it Seems?

So, while in China, my brother purchased a custom made suit for his son. While at first, there seems to have been a grave mistake in the making and/or measuring of the suit. I believe this is just the tip of the iceberg of a much grander conspiracy.

You see, my brother and his son are a crafty couple of peeps. After much thought and research, I think I have discovered what they are up to.

WARNING: If you believe in the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, or think we actually landed on the Moon, you may not want to read what I am about to reveal.

The plan is as follows: Anders will continue to wear his "mistake" Chinese Customer Made Suit every where he goes. Soon, people will get used to him walking around with his short sleeves and not pay much attention to his Mono-color Dream Coat. And that is when the switch will happen.

You see, unbeknownst to most people, Jeff and Anders have been working late nights in their basement for years now, and I believe this suit is just the catalyst to put their plan into effect. I believe they are ready to unleash their master plan on the unsuspecting citizens of Oregon.

From one day to the next Ander's "body double" will begin appearing for him, at school, at basketball games, even at home. The exactness of this body double, and the appearance of the Chinese Suit, will make people none the wiser. Soon, the body double will begin robbing, and pillaging, and sending the money to a secret bank account.

Jeff and Anders will retire to a small island off the coast of South America, and live out the remainder of their days in carefree tropical freedom.

You think this is just a crazy conspiracy theory? I would think so to, if it were not for the photographic evidence I have obtained.

See for yourself. Here is a preliminary test photo Jeff took of "Anders" to see if his own brother and Sister could tell the difference. Just look at Ian's face. I think that he not only doesn't know its not Anders, but he is even more friendly with the body double.



3 comments:

Tami said...

I was wondering what all that noise was coming from the basement.

Anonymous said...

I've always known that my brother was a monster. No one would believe me!

Egglestonfamily said...

Sweet 5 dollar suit. Aaron has one just like that...except I won't let him wear it. LOL, that picture is great!