Kimby Always Has So Much Fun - Some Might Say A TON!

I guess I will just let Channel 4 News tell the story:

Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb

Some days, no matter how pure your intentions may have been, things just don't go at all as planned. This point is illustrated very nicely by our good friend Batman...one of the greatest philosophers of our time.

How big was your baby at birth?

So, my brother Jared and his wife Larisa recently had a baby. After a week of asking, they finally decided to break the silence about how big he was at birth. They commented on their blog, and I quote, "We forgot to mention that Emmett was 7 lbs. 5 oz, 19 inches long, and is #1 according to Kyser!"

They included this picture of Kyser to which they claim, he was saying his baby brother is #1.















If you look closer, I think Kyser is actually indicating how big his baby brother really is. Take a look at his left hand! No wonder they didn't want to talk about his size. However, Emmett did weigh more than Jared at birth, so I guess that is something.

That's My Baby

Here is a picture of Millie taken by Marnae's brother Matt

/em Dance

Chinese Custom Made Suit Debacle More Than it Seems?

So, while in China, my brother purchased a custom made suit for his son. While at first, there seems to have been a grave mistake in the making and/or measuring of the suit. I believe this is just the tip of the iceberg of a much grander conspiracy.

You see, my brother and his son are a crafty couple of peeps. After much thought and research, I think I have discovered what they are up to.

WARNING: If you believe in the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, or think we actually landed on the Moon, you may not want to read what I am about to reveal.

The plan is as follows: Anders will continue to wear his "mistake" Chinese Customer Made Suit every where he goes. Soon, people will get used to him walking around with his short sleeves and not pay much attention to his Mono-color Dream Coat. And that is when the switch will happen.

You see, unbeknownst to most people, Jeff and Anders have been working late nights in their basement for years now, and I believe this suit is just the catalyst to put their plan into effect. I believe they are ready to unleash their master plan on the unsuspecting citizens of Oregon.

From one day to the next Ander's "body double" will begin appearing for him, at school, at basketball games, even at home. The exactness of this body double, and the appearance of the Chinese Suit, will make people none the wiser. Soon, the body double will begin robbing, and pillaging, and sending the money to a secret bank account.

Jeff and Anders will retire to a small island off the coast of South America, and live out the remainder of their days in carefree tropical freedom.

You think this is just a crazy conspiracy theory? I would think so to, if it were not for the photographic evidence I have obtained.

See for yourself. Here is a preliminary test photo Jeff took of "Anders" to see if his own brother and Sister could tell the difference. Just look at Ian's face. I think that he not only doesn't know its not Anders, but he is even more friendly with the body double.

Holy Awesome Clip!