APHIDNEST

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...

So you think a gallon of gasoline is expensive? Here are some other things you're getting raked over the coals for:


Diet Snapple, 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea, 16 oz $1.19 ... $9.52 per gallon

Gatorade, 20 oz $1.59 ... $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray, 16 oz $1.25 ... $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid, 12 oz $3.15 ... $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil, 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol, 4 oz $3.85 ... $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ... $25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ... $84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...

Evian water 9 oz $1.49 ... $21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or heaven forbid, Pepto Bismol or Nyquil.